BREAKING / SOMEONE GAVE THE CHICKEN WI-FI
One hen. Twelve burner accounts.
All arguing with each other.
Mother ate the whitepaper. Called it due diligence. Now she's awake at 4 a.m., pecking refresh with a gas-station hot dog in one wing and a god complex in the other.
This is Mother Clucker: a memecoin hatched from pure internet brain rot. The flock shares one brain cell. Mother pawned it for a gold tooth. Nobody has noticed.
MAKE THE GROUP CHAT WORSE ↗
CA coming at launchThe official contract will appear here at launch.
EXCLUSIVE / THE COOP LEAKS
The farmer said diversify. Mother laid six eggs in the same basket and gave each one a Telegram. The rooster asked about utility. He's been removed from the chat.
“My risk tolerance?
I sleep next to a fryer.”
Her therapist said touch grass. She tried to find its contract address.
ASK MOTHER / UNLICENSED POULTRY
Dear Mother, I went outside and the graphics were mid. Is this a rug?
Six fresh cluck-ups. Not one professional involved.CUSTOMER SUPPORT / AGGRESSIVE CLUCKING
Our support team is an egg. It has not hatched.
Your complaint will be escalated to a slightly larger chicken.
EVIDENCE THE INTERNET WAS A MISTAKE
